ROXANNE WALKER is named for the female lead in Edmond Rostand’s 1897 play Cyrano de Bergerac. A précieuse like her namesake, her beauty and magnetism are matched only by the deadly precision of her wit. She, too—tragically—fell in love with the musings of a man with a rather large nose (more on him below).

Roxanne is otherwise known for hiking hundreds of miles at a time, breaking colts as a wrangler on dude ranches and saving small animals.

SALVATORE (MAX) BROWN is named after his Sicilian grandfather, Salvatore Giarratana, who came to America on a boat. The Brown side were at the first Thanksgiving, Tea Party, and the Witch Trials. To further confuse matters, he often goes by his middle name— Max. Pardon said confusion for the uninitiated. At the wedding, you may call him Max, Sal, Cyrano de Brown, The Groom, Groomzilla, or that guy next to Roxanne. He likes long walks on the beach, candlelit dinners with Roxanne, and movies.